Environment
FISH are on the brink of surrender, it was confirmed last night.
A GREAT WHITE shark escaped with cuts and bruises after straying into coastal waters full of British drunks.
DAVID Cameron has pledged a full-scale inquiry as it emerged that British airspace is unable to deal with an enormous volcanic cloud for the second year in a row.
THE shake-up of Britain's rail system is to include a multi-million project to make all trains, stations and platforms pony compliant within four years.
RECORD spring temperatures across the UK have raised concerns that global warming might be a real thing after all.
CONSTABLES called to a nocturnal disturbance in Windermere found a group of men cheering two battling plesiosaurs, it has emerged.
THE government has abandoned plans to force trees off benefits and into work.
THE M25 is a huge waste of money that goes round in a loop to ends exactly where it started, according to a devastating new report.
PRIMATES from the northern half of rainforests are more likely to be dishonest than their southerly counterparts, scientists have claimed.
RECORD numbers of UK households are ditching the family car for a medium-sized goat.