Environment
Experts warn that winter could last until spring
BRITAIN'S latest winter could last until it stops, experts have warned.
Everything eating everything else
PLANET Earth's eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.
Welsh sun-worshippers rend garments
WALES has asked for science to apologise after threats of solar storms were confirmed.
Should we do something about all this water? ask MPs
THERE'S quite a lot water around these days isn't there, according to a committee of MPs.
Dolphin faked entanglement 'to meet hot diver'
THE dolphin freed from a fishing line by a diver propositioned him shortly afterwards, it has emerged.
Wind turbines attack school
UNSIGHTLY wind turbines have attacked a school near Swindon, leaving a trail of dismembered corpses in their wake.
Scientists discover crabs can swear
CRABS are capable of verbalising obscenities, it has emerged.
Eagles demand lighter children
MODERN children are simply too fat to lift, according to eagles.
