Food

BEANS are not fancy enough to be given their own ramekin so stop serving them like that, diners have agreed.

GOURMET restaurants and fancy dinner parties are for people with friends. Here’s what’s on the menu for those who always eat alone.

A MAN from Barnsley enjoyed a taste of life in the Big Apple as he ate a New York-style sandwich bought at his local Tesco Express.

A MAN who has travelled so far from his roots he does not even know who he is anymore believes himself too good for a toasted sandwich.

MCDONALD’S have introduced a new plant-based burger that lets vegans experience the shame and disgust of consuming vile, greasy processed food.

WHILE it’s fine to follow a plant-based diet, it’s less fine to get on everyone’s tits about it. Here’s how to strike that delicate balance.

SUPERMARKETS no longer just tell you what’s in the packet - expect oodles of flavour, slathers of olive oil and dollops of pretentious bollocks. Here’s how they reel in their poncey customers.

A RISK-TAKING adventurer is making a cheese-and-pickle sandwich without using a chopping board.

A FAMILY are unable to stop eating handfuls of turkey, mince pies and Quality Street despite not being remotely hungry.

THE female head of a polyamorous vegan household is carving the Christmas dinner nut roast with imperious self-importance.