Food

THINK Christmas is all about premium food and drink? You’ve clearly never enjoyed the following British festive essentials.

CHRISTMAS Day isn’t about joy and merriment for your body. It’s a punishing marathon of overindulgence it barely survives. Here’s what it goes through.

A FAMILY are regretting their decision to let daughter Lucy cook Christmas dinner instead of Mum.

A WOMAN vomiting due to food poisoning has reassured her waitress that her food was absolutely delicious and there was nothing wrong whatsoever.

AS part of their latest line of Christmas flavour beverages, Starbucks have announced a coffee that mimics the taste of an entire roast ham.

A WOMAN who describes herself as ‘not a very good vegetarian’ eats meat at every meal without giving it a second thought.

A MIDDLE class woman has confused a potential suitor by counting cheese as one of her hobbies and interests.

DESPITE being embarrassingly simple to prepare, there are certain foodstuffs you'll always manage to screw up somehow. Like these:

WE all need food to survive, but I like to make cooking and eating as needlessly complicated as possible. Here are my tips, writes foodie Helen Archer.

A WOMAN eats a bowl of porridge each morning that is made up of 11 per cent oats and 89 per cent a load of other crap, it has emerged.