Food

SOME children are so middle-class they have never tasted Flamin’ Hot Monster Munch. Francesca Johnson counts down their top six cruel, deceptive treats.

DINING out? Caught off-guard by a waiter? These panic orders will stop you looking like a blithering idiot who’s been chatting rather than reading the menu.

HOSPITALITY staff across the country are thrilled be back to work, until you come in. Because you do things that make waitstaff focus very hard on not reaching for the knife.

THE vast majority of conversations in London focus solely on comparing the merits of various milk substitutes, a new study has found.

CRISPS are the best British foodstuff, but is there really any f**king point whatsoever to ready salted ones?

A MUM who congratulated herself on her forward planning has had to re-purchase the ingredients for Easter nests four times so far.

BRITAIN now enjoys the incredible street food of a host of nations, which is fantastic because ours is shit. These are the vile things we eat with our fingers.

A SINGLE man has complained that so-called 'ready meals' still require a minimal effort to prepare.

A WOMAN has wasted an entire evening of her life amending her Tesco delivery.

IT’S Wednesday, you’ve celebrated with a few drinks, and you fancy doing some cooking. Let intellectual food writer Nigel Slater show you how.