Food

AN office worker who left his packed lunch at home is planning to swing by his local food bank for a sandwich, a bag of crisps and a Coke.

VEGANS due to visit your problematic, animal-product-filled house? Here's how to pretend you're as morally superior as them.

HIGH prices of fancy foreign muck post-Brexit means it's time for Brits to return to our world-beating condiments. Proud patriot Roy Hobbs explains.

JUST been to the supermarket? Bought a few lovely fresh things that are spending the journey home rapidly decomposing? These are going straight in the bin.

A FAMILY of morons out for a bank holiday meal have asked their waiter why he is working today with puzzled fascination.

ARRIVED in a new town and walked into the first place you’ve seen? Here are the warning signs that it’s the worst restaurant within a 20-mile radius.

SOME food packaging is more impenetrable than Fort Knox. Here are ones you will always humiliatingly fail at trying to open.

RESTAURANT menus are riddled with pretentious, meaningless bullshit. Here are five examples that will put you right off your food.

A MOTHER has told her children that making three meals a day is just too much work for her so they are going down to two.

A COMPREHENSIVE survey of people who eat has concluded that no matter what the healthy say, a piece of fruit is in no way a dessert.