Food

IT'S never been easier to have food delivered to your door. Here's what your choice of supermarket delivery service reveals about you.

ARE you the kind of freak who loves eating hideous sloppy sandwich fillings when you could just have cheese and ham? Here are some horrors you’ll love.

THE UK has confirmed that even if crisps cost four times as much as they currently cost, they will still eat them because they like crisps. 

THERE are times in any British person’s life which would not be survivable without the cool, soothing balm of tea. How many have you been through?

EVERY man loves to cook for his family under a very specific set of circumstances that occurs no more than three times a year. Here’s how to do it middle-aged style.

A WAITRESS wants to know if a customer asking which meals are gluten free has a serious medical condition or is being a twat.

IT'S busy and there's a long queue of cars full of hungry people behind you. How can you cause them the maximum annoyance?

THICK CRUST, cheese-slathered, grease-soaked pizza is just better, the nation of Italy has been advised by the rest of the world.

THE dish pubs call ‘Dirty Fries’ is just normal fries that were dropped in the kitchen, it has emerged.

ANYTHING baked by small children is largely composed of human saliva and other bodily secretions, test results have confirmed.