Food

The seven modern wonders of the back of your fridge

THE back of your fridge contains a host of breathtaking sights and smells. Take a virtual tour of its wonders with our guide.

Amazing family cuts food waste to zero by only buying crisps and chocolate

AN inspiring family have reduced their food waste to zero by only buying bags of crisps and bars of chocolate, they have revealed.

Five exotic culinary ingredients that aren't as good as a potato

OTTOLENGHI has the middle-classes in a chokehold with his exotic foodstuffs but he evidently has not come across a potato. Here are five gastronomic marvels still inferior to the starchy king.

Walkers shortage may lead to Britain eating much better crisps

A SHORTAGE of Walkers Crisps may lead to Britons eating other crisp brands that taste much nicer, experts have warned.

Speed of local takeaway's turnaround time genuinely concerning

A MAN is concerned that a takeaway can cook and deliver his order in the same amount of time it would take him to make a piece of toast.

Middle-aged man left humiliated after learning cake he enjoyed was vegan

A MAN in his 50s has been devastated after discovering the cake he admitted tasted great contained no animal products.

The seven best chocolate bars that the bastards took away from us

THESE colossi of chocolate used to walk among us, available for ready consumption. But the bastards took them away.

Partner always in front of every f**king kitchen drawer man needs to get into

A WOMAN is always standing directly in front of whatever kitchen drawer her partner needs to open.

Is it an artisan food market or just a shit market? A quiz

DOES your neighbourhood have a hipster food market or a crappy old-school one? Find out with our quiz.

How to win at a buffet

YOU’RE at an event and there’s a buffet. How can you beat everyone else to hog the best stuff? Use these tactics.