Food

A MUM who congratulated herself on her forward planning has had to re-purchase the ingredients for Easter nests four times so far.

BRITAIN now enjoys the incredible street food of a host of nations, which is fantastic because ours is shit. These are the vile things we eat with our fingers.

A SINGLE man has complained that so-called 'ready meals' still require a minimal effort to prepare.

A WOMAN has wasted an entire evening of her life amending her Tesco delivery.

IT’S Wednesday, you’ve celebrated with a few drinks, and you fancy doing some cooking. Let intellectual food writer Nigel Slater show you how.

A WOMAN who watched her boyfriend snap spaghetti in half before putting it in the pan is wondering how else he will turn out to be a monstrous philistine.

NUTRITIONISTS have agreed that consumption of a single piece of fruit means that any junk food or alcohol ingested subsequently is biologically null and void.

EVERY area of both a child and the house he lives in has been found to be covered in Nutella, his parents have confirmed.

SUGAR, lemon and basic batter is all that's needed for the perfect pancake. However, some people love to f**k around trying to be clever about it. Here are the worse ways to mess up Pancake Day.

BRITONS have lashed out at pizza manufacturers who tell them to spread out the toppings themselves, which is clearly not their responsibility.