Food

POST-BREXIT blue passports are to double as Second World War-style ration booklets to make everyone really proud of being British again.

A WOMAN is incredibly smug about all the gardening she is doing, even though she is growing things that she thinks are horrible.

WHEN the UK/US trade deal happens and those pesky food standards are lowered we’ll be able to make all sorts of monstrous meals. Here are some suggestions.

A MAN who was thrilled to be going for a drive-through McDonald’s was gutted to remember it is just so-so fast food.

A MAN realised to his horror that he had been invited to a barbecue for vegetarians.

A WOMAN’S sourdough starter has let her down just like every other human, animal and plant always bloody does. 

SLEEPING can be tricky, especiallly when you get up late and do nothing all day. So if you need to eat to the point of passing out like a milk-drunk baby, try these.

A MAN trying to make a basic lasagne from a woman's blog had to read her entire life story before getting to the actual recipe.

AS lockdown drags on, what you eat for lunch will probably be the most exhilarating thing that happens to you today. Here are five things that might change that.

A MAN queuing for two hours to buy a bucket of chicken is going over every decision in his life that has led him to this moment.