Food

A STOCKBROKER looking out over London is remembering a time when it was Pret A Manger as far as the eye could see.

A COUPLE'S plans for a romantic evening were left in tatters after they both ingested an inadvisable amount of curry.

DO you regularly spend far too much at a farmers’ market and want others to know about it? Here’s how to bring it up constantly.

A DELIVEROO driver who has visited one address several times over the past week is no longer bothering to conceal his disgust.

A WOMAN who has realised that the meal she has prepared happens to be vegan will not stop banging on about it.

A SHAMELESS vegan has been caught ogling a block of cheese with his mouth wide open and drool hanging out.

As more than 70 branches of Pizza Express prepare to close, their most famous patron has announced his intention to pretend to go for one last fictional visit.

ARE you determined to use your food discount to be a pain in the arse to other customers and staff? Here’s how to do it. 

ARE you a gammon who has been invited to a vegan dinner party and are going to have to endure your first meat-free meal since you accidentally went to a hippy’s house in 1979? Here’s how to survive.

TRYING to cut down on carbs? Prepare these meals, eat them, feel sad and open a family bag of Monster Munch to weep into anyway.