Food

Couple break up over opposing views on Best Before dates

A COUPLE have finally decided to call it a day after being unable to agree on whether or not to throw away out-of-date food.

Man to risk life for Greggs sausage, beans and cheese melt

A MAN has decided not to let the possibly fatal consequences of COVID-19 ruin the reopening of his favourite high street bakery.

Dedicated local business supporter gets yet another takeaway

A DEDICATED supporter of local businesses has ordered yet another takeaway, he has confirmed.

'Lack of time' not reason woman can't bake

A WOMAN who always assumed she would be a Nigella-grade baker if she only had the time has discovered during lockdown that this is definitely not the case.

'3pm cheese' and four other made-up meals popular with lockdown Brits

LOCKDOWN is the perfect opportunity to eat like a pig, for something to do and to satisfy your natural greed. So what new meals are now part of daily life?

Washing the shopping and four other insane habits that now seem normal

EVER think you would end up rubbing every item of shopping you buy with antibacterial spray? No? What other bizarre habits are now normal?

Pizza remembered fondly

A WOMAN has thought of a pizza she enjoyed in a popular chain restaurant five weeks ago and smiled to herself.

Six kitchen staples you won't eat even if this lasts 100 f**king years

EVEN during lockdown there are things lurking in your kitchen you'll never touch. Here are the 'store cupboard favourites' that will remain uneaten forever.

Man afraid to touch his door handle will let five teenagers make a pizza for him

A MAN who puts his sleeve over his hand to open the front door is still eating pizza made by five teenagers on minimum wage.

Lockdown forcing woman to realise just how bad her diet is

A WOMAN is horrified at the sheer amount of crap she eats on a daily basis now she is at stuck at home.