Food

THE vast majority of conversations in London focus solely on comparing the merits of various milk substitutes, a new study has found.

CRISPS are the best British foodstuff, but is there really any f**king point whatsoever to ready salted ones?

A MUM who congratulated herself on her forward planning has had to re-purchase the ingredients for Easter nests four times so far.

BRITAIN now enjoys the incredible street food of a host of nations, which is fantastic because ours is shit. These are the vile things we eat with our fingers.

A SINGLE man has complained that so-called 'ready meals' still require a minimal effort to prepare.

A WOMAN has wasted an entire evening of her life amending her Tesco delivery.

IT’S Wednesday, you’ve celebrated with a few drinks, and you fancy doing some cooking. Let intellectual food writer Nigel Slater show you how.

A WOMAN who watched her boyfriend snap spaghetti in half before putting it in the pan is wondering how else he will turn out to be a monstrous philistine.

NUTRITIONISTS have agreed that consumption of a single piece of fruit means that any junk food or alcohol ingested subsequently is biologically null and void.

EVERY area of both a child and the house he lives in has been found to be covered in Nutella, his parents have confirmed.