Food
SUGAR, lemon and basic batter is all that's needed for the perfect pancake. However, some people love to f**k around trying to be clever about it. Here are the worse ways to mess up Pancake Day.
BRITONS have lashed out at pizza manufacturers who tell them to spread out the toppings themselves, which is clearly not their responsibility.
A TAKEAWAY restaurant wrongly believes itself capable of preparing high-quality Italian, American, Turkish and Chinese food simultaneously.
THE abundance of vegan food options now available means that removing the deliciousness of meat is just the start of ruining a meal. Here are some ideas.
WE’RE constantly being told how great comfort food is, especially during lockdown. But how does it fare against actual problems?
THE UK is set for a full economic recovery after reports came in of some mad bastard buying a f**king Easter egg.
FEEDING your kids five tomato-based dishes definitely counts as their five a day. At least you hope it does, or they’re getting rickets. Follow this guide.
DOING your online supermarket shop? It’s your duty as a consumer to buy all these foods that satisfy your aspirations but you won’t eat.
THE hardest part of going vegan during January is not being a complete and utter pain in the arse about it, it has emerged.
THE future is looking bright for a child who has the skill and confidence to tip crisp crumbs into his mouth, it has been confirmed.