Food

Burger King's good for you this month, claim knackered parents

EXHAUSTED parents have resorted to telling their children that fast food is really healthy for the entire month of August.

The Wetherspoon's guide to fine dining in exquisite surroundings

IN these difficult economic times Wetherspoons, restaurant to the top echelon of society, has opened its doors to the hoi polloi. Make the most of it.

Five reasons why 'Eat out to help out' is bollocks

THE government’s half-price meal scheme begins today, but is it bollocks? Here's why you may not be rushing to take up Rishi Sunak’s incredibly generous offer.

I cut out gluten and now everything in my life is perfect

LAST YEAR, I was a wreck. Overweight, ugly, deeply in debt, trapped in an unhappy marriage and playing Russian roulette every Saturday night just to feel alive.

The posh shopper's guide to buying food on the cheap

STRUGGLING to feed your family in these difficult times? Luckily consumer expert and posh shopper Susan Traherne is here to help with some detached-from-reality tips.

Post-Brexit replacements for the Italian foods you've come to love

EU COUNTRIES are hostile enemies of Britain, so you need British subsitutes for your favourite Italian meals. Try these.

Marmite trying to take over the world

MARMITE is attempting to cross-pollinate with every other item on supermarket shelves to become the only product available, scientists fear.

Five simple weeknight meals that will end up taking four to five hours

IT’S another dispiriting working week, but don’t just shove a ready meal down and watch telly. These deceptively simple recipes will swallow the whole evening.

Five of the best vegetables to eat because you hate yourself

DO you enjoy being a martyr about eating vegetables? Here are five of the most disgusting varieties to consume because you have a masochistic streak a mile wide.

Get back in a f**king can, macaroni cheese told

MACARONI cheese is not gourmet food that should be served at restaurants but a last resort meal that comes from a can at the back of a cupboard.