Food
A MAN whose toaster has broken has admitted that he now has no idea what to base meals around.
AN 18-YEAR-OLD who turned vegan in his first term of university has managed three whole days at home before eating sausages.
A FANCY man eats vegetables for lunch, it has emerged.
A LOAF of artisanal no-knead sourdough bread is too fancy to fit in a toaster, it has been confirmed.
THE Yorkshire Tourist Board is promoting a cream tea consisting of white bread spread with Stork and served with a jug of long-life milk.
A SLICED, wholemeal loaf of bread contains f*cking raisins, it has been confirmed.
A MIDDLE-CLASS couple are interviewing a shortlist of six turkeys to decide which one will grace their Christmas table.
A MUM’S life is in tatters after she was forced to make her kids packed lunches for an entire week.
A MIDDLE class mum and dad are nauseatingly proud of the fact that their two-year-old likes the taste of olives.
A LARGE pot of 'delicious' home-made soup knows at least 50 per cent of it is getting chucked.