Food

BRITAIN has agreed that it no longer deserves Pizza Express and will go back to Pizza Hut.  

A WOMAN has found she can cheat her strict diet, by giving blood and then bingeing on custard creams.

A WOMAN has happily filled up on delicious bread in a restaurant without  a care in the world.  

A COUPLE who pride themselves on buying fruit and vegetables grown locally eat only cabbages for eight months of the year.

A MAN has missed the 12-minute window on a ‘perfectly ripe’ avocado.

A SUPERMARKET has offered a full refund after a man bought a pizza with a satisfying amount of toppings on it.

THE average office worker is hit by a sugar slump at least six times a day, not including lunch or the commute, research has found.

NORTHERNERS are now allowing their tea to brew for almost five minutes longer than their southern counterparts, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS have admitted they are working night and day to find a less effective ketchup delivery method than tiny plastic packets.

A WOMAN is staring at a steaming mug of tea in front of her, wondering if she made it and if not who the hell did.