Food

A MAN has missed the 12-minute window on a ‘perfectly ripe’ avocado.

A SUPERMARKET has offered a full refund after a man bought a pizza with a satisfying amount of toppings on it.

THE average office worker is hit by a sugar slump at least six times a day, not including lunch or the commute, research has found.

NORTHERNERS are now allowing their tea to brew for almost five minutes longer than their southern counterparts, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS have admitted they are working night and day to find a less effective ketchup delivery method than tiny plastic packets.

A WOMAN is staring at a steaming mug of tea in front of her, wondering if she made it and if not who the hell did.

A MAN has accidentally made enough spaghetti for himself for dinner to feed his entire neighbourhood.

AN absolute maniac has been seen putting a banana in their rucksack completely unprotected before then heading off to work.

A WOMAN who shuns all meat and dairy products apart from eggs has a special term for her particular form of food weirdness.

A MAN without much personality has decided to compensate by constantly telling people how into meat he is.