Food

AN obnoxious middle-class mother has asserted that her five-year-old has never had sugar and would not like it if he did.

PARTS of central London are to be transformed into European-style outdoor dining areas. Here’s how to deal with rain, pigeons and drunk passers-by.

POST-BREXIT blue passports are to double as Second World War-style ration booklets to make everyone really proud of being British again.

A WOMAN is incredibly smug about all the gardening she is doing, even though she is growing things that she thinks are horrible.

WHEN the UK/US trade deal happens and those pesky food standards are lowered we’ll be able to make all sorts of monstrous meals. Here are some suggestions.

A MAN who was thrilled to be going for a drive-through McDonald’s was gutted to remember it is just so-so fast food.

A MAN realised to his horror that he had been invited to a barbecue for vegetarians.

A WOMAN’S sourdough starter has let her down just like every other human, animal and plant always bloody does. 

SLEEPING can be tricky, especiallly when you get up late and do nothing all day. So if you need to eat to the point of passing out like a milk-drunk baby, try these.

A MAN trying to make a basic lasagne from a woman's blog had to read her entire life story before getting to the actual recipe.