Health

THE current heatwave is much worse for women, they’re saying, to the surprise of nobody. I haven’t bothered to listen why obviously but I’ll have a guess.

BRITAIN’S grandmothers are concerned repeated heatwaves are tempting the foolish towards unhealthy chilled drinks and away from traditional scalding beverages.

RESEARCH into regular snorers has found they do it because they are horrible people.

MAGAZINES that promote a healthy male lifestyle are desperately trying to find new ways to recommend abs.

ENGLAND fans now know, thanks to drinking through a game that began at 2am, exactly what it is like to be gasping for breath at 7,220ft.

THE NHS loves nothing more than to send you home with a little souvenir of your time with them lodged inside your body. What are you setting off metal detectors with?

A MAN who performs the bare minimum of physical activity nonetheless believes it necessary for him to consume three large steaks a day.

COUNTRY walks and meditation aren’t the only boosters for mental health. These easy everyday activities also bring wonderful benefits.

HORNY in extreme heat? Drawn to rubbing one out despite the risks? Take these precautions to avoid scandalous fatality.