AN office worker is going around sneezing and then blatantly touching things, co-workers have confirmed.
A WOMAN has admitted that the main reason she is having a baby is to quit the booze for nine months.
FOR the third year in a row a woman has paid the entry fee for a half-marathon she will not actually run.
A MAN is heading off on lunchtime runs as if he is training to join the Royal Marine Commandos even though he works in an office.
CHILDREN tired of being told to have an apple whenever they are hungry are calling for fruit to no longer be classified as a snack.
A MAN has joined the gym with the aim of shedding as much of his personality as possible.
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A WOMAN has confirmed that she considers it a personal attack that she still occasionally has spots despite being 34.
LETTING rip with the deafening roar of a shotgun blast impresses absolutely no-one, loud sneezers have been informed.
A WOMAN who liked all her friends’ weight loss posts on Facebook cannot understand why they have said nothing about her putting on 18 pounds.
A WOMAN’S years of positive therapeutic work have been completely undone in one short conversation with her four-year-old nephew.
A GIRL who felt perfectly well all day long has suddenly developed 6,000 mystery illnesses at bedtime.