Health

Man who thought hay fever was a load of bollocks gets hay fever

A MAN who believed hay fever was a trivial ailment that wimps enjoy complaining about has changed his mind after getting it himself.

Man thinking about training for marathon drives three minutes to Tesco for pint of milk again

A MAN who claims he is seriously considering a 26 mile run can barely get off his arse to walk to the shops.

Are you drinking enough water? No, but take our test anyway

ARE you drinking enough water? Of course not. Doctors or fitness experts or whatever recommend you drink at least 18 litres of water a day. But why not take our test to confirm it?

Everybody quietly taking up smoking again

THE world's ex-smokers have all quietly taken up the habit again because why not, researchers has found.

Man who thought he had World Cup fever actually has malaria

A MAN who diagnosed himself as having 'World Cup fever' has actually got malaria, his doctors have confirmed.

Woman doing pelvic floor exercises in meeting confident no-one can tell

A WOMAN quietly doing her pelvic floor exercises in a business meeting is pretty sure nobody has noticed.

Five perfect picnic spots to trigger the f**k out of your hay fever

SUMMER’S here and what better way to make the most of the glorious outdoors than by  sneezing uncontrollably while you eat overpriced brie out of a bag?

Tosspots get their frisbees out

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain's tosspots have confirmed.