Health
A GIG largely attended by the over-50s was only slightly marred by the entire audience spending most of it servicing their bladders.
MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right.
NHS services are in turmoil due to the strike by resident doctors. So should you put extra pressure on the system by trying to see a medic, or can it wait? Consult our A-Z list.
A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles.
A STUPID, unpleasant man is completely unburdened by anxiety, imposter syndrome or any other mental health issue.
EVERY female member of staff at a primary school who has not reached menopause is either pregnant, on maternity leave or about to become pregnant.
THE human body is apparently not as saturated with microplastics as middle-class hysterics claimed and the rest of us ignored. These were also bollocks.
KNOWING what to say to would-be parents going through fertility treatment can be difficult. They’ll appreciate these sensitive, thoughtful questions.
WANT to rewind an incredible 22 years off your biological age with small lifestyle changes? That’s completely impossible, but I have, but I haven’t, by doing this.
BEGIN 2026 with a delightful stroll to and from a pub with the absolute guvnor and a solid group of lads? That’ll sort out my mental health. Bosh, trademark Thomas Skinner!