THE government has moved Freedom Day back by four weeks after hearing a further delay could shut down Britain’s nightclubs forever.
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BRITISH holidaymakers in Portugal are filthy virus-spreaders who must quarantine for ten days as of… now, the government has confirmed.
THE upcoming third wave of Covid is expected to wrap up all the loose ends and bring the trilogy to a fitting close, fans believe.
ANYONE 30 and over invited to be vaccinated has been told they are still not getting affordable housing, free higher education or stable jobs.
THE government has told Britons they are now free to hug, mix indoors and drink inside pubs, and warned them not to.
Despite being a mainstay on UK high streets, a man is still not sure what a Holland & Barrett actually is.
A MAN is horrified to realise he has started making unusual grunting noises whenever he uses a urinal.