Health

CHILDREN tired of being told to have an apple whenever they are hungry are calling for fruit to no longer be classified as a snack.

A MAN has joined the gym with the aim of shedding as much of his personality as possible.

THE consumption of rosé has been banned for the next seven months, pending a review at Easter.

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A WOMAN has confirmed that she considers it a personal attack that she still occasionally has spots despite being 34.

LETTING rip with the deafening roar of a shotgun blast impresses absolutely no-one, loud sneezers have been informed.

A WOMAN who liked all her friends’ weight loss posts on Facebook cannot understand why they have said nothing about her putting on 18 pounds.

A WOMAN’S years of positive therapeutic work have been completely undone in one short conversation with her four-year-old nephew.

A GIRL who felt perfectly well all day long has suddenly developed 6,000 mystery illnesses at bedtime.

A WOMAN has once again spent several hours at her local gym doing anything except working out.