Health

HAVE you gone from ridiculing media scare stories about the coronavirus to panicking that you’re going to die? Hide your fear with these tips.

EVERYONE should put money into a pension scheme but is it really worth it if you drink heavily, smoke daily and are casually reckless with your life choices? 

A MAN has claimed that his right to masturbate should be protected for his mental health.

DO you long for an exercise regime that will take over your life? Read our guide to which all-consuming fitness cult you should bore your family, friends and strangers with.

EVERYONE who joined a gym in January has been emailed asking them to please stop attending if they have not already.

A WISDOM tooth has declared its intention to f**k up an unsuspecting man’s life.

THE coronavirus will soon reduce humanity to a tattered handful of survivors. But how will you waste your final days?

THE coronavirus is on the other side of the world and experts are confident it will not affect you. So how are you losing your sh*t about it? 

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has not realised his metabolism has aged at the same rate as the rest of his increasingly flabby body.

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman believes she can reverse the damage inflicted by years of fags and booze with a rejuvenating face mask.