Health

A WOMAN who hates her job has realised that it does at least stop her eating all the time she is awake.

BRITAIN would like to know if being fast asleep counts as time off the drink.

A MAN who has just started jogging is doing absolutely everything wrong.

A TOTAL hero still cycles to work even when it is cold and raining, he has confirmed.

BRITAIN is watching the National Health Service being replaced by signs promising that an exciting new health provider is coming soon.

A MAN is going on a pre-Christmas crash diet by no longer taking three spoons of sugar in his tea.

GOING into hospital is stressful at the best of times, so what will it be like when America has bought the NHS? Here’s a practical guide.

PARENTS of children who have been vomiting all night are pointlessly trying to work out who is to blame.

A MANUFACTURER of leading fitness trackers has confirmed the product does not confuse going for a run and having one off the wrist.

OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still shit despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.