Health

DO you long for an exercise regime that will take over your life? Read our guide to which all-consuming fitness cult you should bore your family, friends and strangers with.

EVERYONE who joined a gym in January has been emailed asking them to please stop attending if they have not already.

A WISDOM tooth has declared its intention to f**k up an unsuspecting man’s life.

THE coronavirus will soon reduce humanity to a tattered handful of survivors. But how will you waste your final days?

THE coronavirus is on the other side of the world and experts are confident it will not affect you. So how are you losing your sh*t about it? 

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has not realised his metabolism has aged at the same rate as the rest of his increasingly flabby body.

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman believes she can reverse the damage inflicted by years of fags and booze with a rejuvenating face mask.

YOUR partner’s dieting and you’re trying to be supportive but you’re bloody starving. Here’s how to stuff yourself without getting caught.

DO you treat your body like a beautiful temple or stuff it full of questionable meat and grease? See where you fall on the scale.

THE government has announced it is scrapping waiting time targets for A&E and will instead consider it a success if some patients survive.