Health

YOUR partner’s dieting and you’re trying to be supportive but you’re bloody starving. Here’s how to stuff yourself without getting caught.

DO you treat your body like a beautiful temple or stuff it full of questionable meat and grease? See where you fall on the scale.

THE government has announced it is scrapping waiting time targets for A&E and will instead consider it a success if some patients survive.

A WOMAN who hates her job has realised that it does at least stop her eating all the time she is awake.

BRITAIN would like to know if being fast asleep counts as time off the drink.

A MAN who has just started jogging is doing absolutely everything wrong.

A TOTAL hero still cycles to work even when it is cold and raining, he has confirmed.

BRITAIN is watching the National Health Service being replaced by signs promising that an exciting new health provider is coming soon.

A MAN is going on a pre-Christmas crash diet by no longer taking three spoons of sugar in his tea.

GOING into hospital is stressful at the best of times, so what will it be like when America has bought the NHS? Here’s a practical guide.