Health

PARENTS of children who have been vomiting all night are pointlessly trying to work out who is to blame.

A MANUFACTURER of leading fitness trackers has confirmed the product does not confuse going for a run and having one off the wrist.

OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still shit despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.

DO you think you’re ‘cutting down’ by pretending to smoke less than you do? Here’s how to convince yourself and other people.

A BABY’s earliest memory will be of his mother dropping her iPhone on his head when she was feeding him.

A LUCKY bastard without kids was so sick he spent three uninterrupted days in bed recovering.

AN office worker is going around sneezing and then blatantly touching things, co-workers have confirmed.

A WOMAN has admitted that the main reason she is having a baby is to quit the booze for nine months.

FOR the third year in a row a woman has paid the entry fee for a half-marathon she will not actually run.

A MAN is heading off on lunchtime runs as if he is training to join the Royal Marine Commandos even though he works in an office.