Health

ON THURSDAY June 26th 2016 the UK voted, quite rightly, against keeping supply lines open for life-saving medicines, so it’s time to start making your own. Try these...

A WOMAN has confirmed that she considers it a personal attack that she still occasionally has spots despite being 34.

LETTING rip with the deafening roar of a shotgun blast impresses absolutely no-one, loud sneezers have been informed.

A WOMAN who liked all her friends’ weight loss posts on Facebook cannot understand why they have said nothing about her putting on 18 pounds.

A WOMAN’S years of positive therapeutic work have been completely undone in one short conversation with her four-year-old nephew.

A GIRL who felt perfectly well all day long has suddenly developed 6,000 mystery illnesses at bedtime.

A WOMAN has once again spent several hours at her local gym doing anything except working out.

RESEARCH has confirmed that consuming whatever you like, from steak to whiskey to cigarettes, will give you a largely happy and considerably shorter life.

ARE you furious about plans to give the cancer-preventing HPV vaccine to 12-year-old boys? Find out exactly what type of anti-science b*llend you are.

DOES the idea of placing your bare buttocks where a stranger’s bare buttocks have been make you shudder?