Health

ABANDONING the outside world in favour of a big glass tube can extend your life expectancy by decades, according to a new study.

DARTH Vader’s harsh respiratory sounds were caused by vaping Blueberry Ice, according to a new documentary.  

DENTISTS have confirmed that they charge huge amounts as compensation for having to spend their working lives staring into your disgusting mouths.

A WOMAN is refusing to accept that her husband has caught a cold in case he expects special treatment.

A MAN with a slight cough has Googled his symptoms and convinced himself he is suffering from bubonic plague.

ANTI-vaxxing, the belief that vaccinations are dangerous, is an extreme but increasingly popular position. Methamphetamine is an extremely dangerous drug increasing in popularity. Which are you on?

BRITAIN has admitted it is sick of studies linking obesity with poor health and would like one with a more positive outlook.

A WOMAN who left the house without taking any water provisions has survived her journey in perfect health.

A MAN is doing his level best to convince onlookers he is enjoying smoking a cigar.

A DENTIST regularly makes patients feel as if they are lying, untrustworthy scumbags when they go in for a check-up.