Health

A WOMAN who went to see her GP because she had a bit of sniffle was outraged that the waiting room was full of people.

A YOGA teacher has finally mastered the challenging move of pretending to have a fully-functioning life outside yoga classes.

A MAN who has been promising to "go for a run tomorrow" for five years definitely means it this time.

A WOMAN who works long hours, never sees her friends and worries about her job constantly thinks she is doing very well at life, she has confirmed.

A CHILD with measles was told it is because daddy stays up late reading utter bullshit on the internet and bases decisions on that.

A WOMAN who treated herself to a ‘cheeky takeaway’ is subsequently indulging herself in a cheeky bout of gastroenteritis, she has confirmed.

A COUPLE who thought it would be romantic to swim naked in a tranquil river have ended up with a nasty dose of diarrhoea and some tetanus booster jabs.

A VAPE user doesn’t believe that inhaling gallons of flavoured nicotine mist might be somehow be unhealthy.

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MIDDLE-AGED people have asked the younger fitness-obsessed generation what sex is like when you aren't drunk.