Health

SUMMER’S here and what better way to make the most of the glorious outdoors than by  sneezing uncontrollably while you eat overpriced brie out of a bag?

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain's tosspots have confirmed.

WORKERS at a McDonald's have been plunged into chaos after somebody ordered a Filet-O-Fish.

THE millennial generation will never know the simple, honest joy of purchasing a ten-pack of cigarettes, a study has found.

A MAN who thought exercise was meant to give you stamina and energy has complained that it just made him knackered.

A HIGHWAY Maintenance driver has admitted that making BMWs panic when they mistake him for the police is the best part of his job.

IF YOU want to buy a bottle of Frosty Jack’s cider in Scotland you can now only pay for it with Bitcoin, it has been confirmed.

THE majority of a woman’s workout is lifting her iPhone in order to take pictures of herself working out.  

A FIVE kilometre run adds 30 minutes to your life but takes 40 minutes, health experts have confirmed.

A SWIMMER has outwitted thieves at his local swimming baths by hiding his wallet and phone in his shoes.