Health

THE world's ex-smokers have all quietly taken up the habit again because why not, researchers has found.

A MAN who diagnosed himself as having 'World Cup fever' has actually got malaria, his doctors have confirmed.

A WOMAN quietly doing her pelvic floor exercises in a business meeting is pretty sure nobody has noticed.

SUMMER’S here and what better way to make the most of the glorious outdoors than by  sneezing uncontrollably while you eat overpriced brie out of a bag?

THE time has come to throw a plastic disc around, Britain's tosspots have confirmed.

WORKERS at a McDonald's have been plunged into chaos after somebody ordered a Filet-O-Fish.

THE millennial generation will never know the simple, honest joy of purchasing a ten-pack of cigarettes, a study has found.

A MAN who thought exercise was meant to give you stamina and energy has complained that it just made him knackered.

A HIGHWAY Maintenance driver has admitted that making BMWs panic when they mistake him for the police is the best part of his job.

IF YOU want to buy a bottle of Frosty Jack’s cider in Scotland you can now only pay for it with Bitcoin, it has been confirmed.