Health

A WOMAN clearing out laundry from her spare room has unearthed an original 1982 exercise bike believed to be one of the first in Britain.

A PREGNANT woman is experiencing overwhelming cravings for less stupid fucking questions about her pregnancy.

A WOMAN had been publicly shamed for her choice not to breastfeed despite not actually being a mother.

TWO men in a public toilet have each had to make a big display of washing their hands just because there was someone else there.

SMOKING is the only thing that causes cancer and everything else is fine, Britain has told annoying scientists.

A WOMAN has ensured she will keep to her health regime by paying a hitman to shoot her if she fails to lose three stone by the end of June.

AN EXPECTANT father is using it as an excuse to get out of doing anything he can not be bothered to do, friends have confirmed.

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A 43-YEAR-OLD man doing a detox to feel better has admitted that, 11 days in, it appears to be doing absolutely fuck all.

WOMEN should have the right to exaggerate minor colds and be mocked for it just the same as men, campaigners have claimed.