Health

E-cigarettes reclassified as adult dummies

ELECTRONIC cigarettes are to be classified as adult nipple substitutes.

Alcohol wrecks man's looks in a single night

28-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has described how a single night of intense drinking ravaged his youthful looks.

Clinging to youth does not slow ageing process

DESPERATELY clinging to your lost youth does not slow the ageing process, according to scientists.

Freddy Krueger targeting sleep-deprived workers

OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.

Middle-class children suffer from more invisible illnesses

MIDDLE class children have been hit by an epidemic of invisible and undetectable illnesses.

Small testicles are much easier to live with, say men

MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.

We can add water to wine but we don't, say middle class drinkers

IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.

Camping for a week resets body clock to half-past insane

SPENDING a week in a tent is long enough for you to believe that it was actually a good idea in the first place.