Health

IF anyone in the UK is going to get ebola it should be the contestants on BBC1’s The Apprentice, according to COBRA.

THE second annual Bring A Virus To Work Day has seen more than 19.5m new infections across the UK.

THE British Ebola survivor is to return to Africa because he has another four insane diseases on his to-do list.

SOME surgeons have been found to be fully conscious and responding to stimuli while performing operations.

DRINKERS are furious about being unable to predict the severity of their hangovers.

REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.

THE trend for men wearing woven elastic bands around the penis is affecting male health, experts have warned.

FACEBOOK addict Wayne Hayes has become so reliant on the site that he communicates entirely in leading statements.

A DESIRE to read tawdry articles about health may be a sign that your brain is not working properly, doctors have warned.

OVER 700,000 people in the UK take cocaine regularly, despite none of them liking it.