International

GEORGE Papandreou may be trying to con Europe with the short grift, experts have claimed.

GREECE was condemned last night for punching a nice horse right in its face.

EUROZONE leaders have agreed a landmark deal to save the single currency after the German chancellor said she was feeling a bit 'Fourth Reichy'.

THE European Union is close to agreeing a deal to save the single currency with a fresh injection of 200 billion opinions into the thinking system.

COLONEL Gaddafi may have been killed by a bullet that entered a part of his body, the new Libyan government has confirmed.

VICTORIOUS rebel leaders have installed former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen as Libya's interim lunatic, it has been announced.

AS Libyans battle for their bright new dawn concerns were being raised that a new regime could charge more for car juice.

COLONEL Gaddafi has asked Tony Blair if he can stay in his guest room for a while.

MUSCULAR homosexual Russian men have been giving free titillating car washes in support of their beloved Vladimir Putin.

US intellectual Glenn Beck has been urged to keep up the pressure on the victims of the Norway massacre.