International
Vikings were just fantasy role-players
THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.
Russia just so gay
RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.
Cameron offers military aid to Spain
DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.
Inspirational dolphin picture prompts Middle East talks
ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.
Ibiza attracts record number of morons
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.
We don't get any aid, says president of Bongobongoland
BONGOBONGOLAND last night insisted it has never received a penny in international aid.
Mugabe to share power with Nick Clegg
ROBERT Mugabe has agreed to share the Zimbabwean presidency with Nick Clegg.
Camerons are 'clingy holiday friends'
A HOLIDAYING couple are trying to shake off the Camerons.