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Mitt Romney living in White House cellar
FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.
Obama relaunches America as 'Asfungl'
RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.
Illuminati celebrate election victory
BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.
God ignores idiots
GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.
Romney raised by impala
MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.
Obama really hoping he loses
AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.
Single moron to decide outcome of US election
THE neck-and-neck 2012 US election has become a battle for the vote of one apathetic car wash attendant in Ohio.