International

BRITISH sovereignty can only be saved by the UK becoming part of the United States, Nigel Farage has claimed.

BRITAIN has realised there is an obvious upside to making Nigel Farage ambassador to the US.

THE Japanese prime minister has confirmed that Donald Trump has seen a film about ninjas and remembers much of it.

THE woman who failed to stop the world’s largest military power falling to a rabid reality TV star has admitted feeling a bit sorry for herself. 

BARACK Obama has been released from hospital after biting his tongue too hard around Donald Trump.

EU OFFICIALS say if Britain does not have a Brexit plan they can offer one titled ‘F**k Off’.

NIGEL Farage has admitted that he may accidentally have told Donald Trump he is Britain’s prime minister.

PRESIDENT-ELECT Donald Trump has confirmed plans to deport 318 million non-Native American immigrants.

NIGEL Farage will be Donald Trump’s high powered ‘go-between’ whenever the new president wants to eat some pizza.

A DONALD Trump supporter has acknowledged the president-elect’s call for national unity before registering the domain name for a white supremacist website.