Society

NOBODY is any the wiser as to why 11-year-old Wayne Hayes is a little shit after a parents’ evening at his school.

A MAN claiming to appreciate a wide range of music has been unable to name a specific act or album that he likes.

GANGS wearing the colours of Apple Music, Deezer, Spotify and Tidal are battling for supremacy on the streets.

E-CIGARETTES have been banned in Wales as part of a crackdown on things that compromise masculinity.

WAREHOUSE staff at Amazon have an ongoing competition based on packing small items in extravagantly large boxes.

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman believes that a man with whom she regularly socialises is her friend.

MANY men are struggling with social pressure to have their own brewery selling imaginatively named beers, it has emerged.

NEW graduates have been told that their degree certificate is only valuable in a figurative sense.

A COUPLE who have been married for 60 years say the secret of their success is to have no contact with each other whatsoever.

THE newly-completed Crossrail tunnel across London already carries a whiff of urine.