Society

THERE have been severe delays to London Underground’s Central Line because of difficulty crossing the swampy waters of the river Styx.

HOMEOWNER Julian Cook fears his life will become meaningless upon the completion of a six-year DIY project to create a guest bedroom.

CHEFS working in open plan kitchens should have more amusing painful mishaps, according to restaurant customers.

PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.

MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.

RELATIONSHIPS are about dumping your partner before they can dump you, it has been claimed.

A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.

OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.

AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.

TWO close female friends claim to look almost identical despite this obviously not being the case.