Society

THE biggest dickhead you grew up with is now claiming to be a mixed martial arts fighter.

A THREE-DAY weekend has reinvigorated workers’ resentment of the shit they have to do for money.

BRITAIN has condemned small talk as idiotic and pointless and called for its immediate abolition.

USE of the insult ‘prick’ is at its highest level since the late 1980s, researchers have found.

THE Church of England is to sell its shares in fossil fuel companies and continue to not give that money to the poor.

SOUTHERN trains has admitted its passengers are 'resilient bastards' who do not know when they are beaten.

INCREASED life expectancy has forced several key sayings about man’s lot to be revised.

NIGHTCLUB bouncers look hard simply because they are overweight, it has emerged.

A REGULAR Sun reader suspects the newspaper is using subliminal messages to try and influence his political views.

A MAN has been unable to locate the source of music playing on his computer.