Society

38-year-old Norman Steele has been targeted by patronising supportive remarks for being a larger dancer.

A COMMON-LOOKING couple in a fancy restaurant were only there because of an internet voucher, according to fellow diners.

BLANKETS with arms have no place in a civilised world, it has been claimed.

PARENTS have praised Mexican demon Charlie for giving children something to do during the half term break.

LABRADOR Tom Booker wants to bite everyone at O2 after his mobile phone stopped working yesterday.

'GOING to the carvery' is now the UK’s biggest belief system.

A GAY Irish man who can now legally wed his partner is desperate not to.

A PROFESSOR has entered into a wager that he can make a Scottish National Party MP pass for a gentleman.

DAVID Cameron has confirmed it is okay to steal stuff from foreigners.

OFSTED School Performance Tables will culminate in play-offs and a Wembley Final.