Society

BRITAIN'S convertible owners are set to enjoy the 72 hour annual period where they do not feel idiotic for buying it.

BIRMINGHAM has taken the title of Britain’s most amusing city for the 10th year running.

BUS drivers have admitted that, despite their cheerful, happy-go-lucky demeanours, they do not actually enjoy their work.

A MANAGER is under the impression that outside of work he somehow stops being a prick.

A MIDDLE-AGED visionary has launched an offline service called ‘pub’, which allows friends to interact in a building.

POTENTIAL homebuyers are being invited to murder their rivals, it has emerged.

CLAIMING benefits should be like leaping off a tall building, David Cameron has claimed.

UNIVERSITY is poor value for money unless you are the sort of person who thinks Alan Sugar is exciting, it has been claimed.

A SELFIE stick emblazoned with the Coke logo more or less sums up where we are as a society, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN just isn't homely and hasn't been since the late sixties, it has emerged.