Society

EVERYBODY is getting wasted on prosecco this year, supermarkets have confirmed.

81-YEAR-OLD Mary Fisher's opinion of a film is based entirely on whether it features pleasant scenery.

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.

NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.

THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.

DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.

NEW Irish employee Kyla Burns has surprised her colleagues by revealing there are no hidden letters in her name.

HEAT-crazed Londoners have taken to the streets demanding to be attacked by a water cannon.

BRITONS' manic obsession with having more material goods than their peers is actually just 'lifestyle', according to experts.

A MUG is not an appropriate vessel for cold drinks like squash or water, it has been confirmed.