Society

FORMER inmates of Britain's toughest prison, the London Dungeon, have described being kept in deliberately horror-themed conditions.

BRITISH workers could enjoy six days off per week if they could manage a single day of uninterrupted work, it has been claimed.

CONSUMERS hate being constantly asked for feedback, according to feedback data.

BOLLOCKS has replaced English as the UK's most commonly spoken language, it has emerged.

FRUSTRATED broadband customers have decided to pay 'up to' all of their bill.

A NEW version of the UK citizenship test will be based on the country's warped, mentally-damaged value system, it has emerged.

ENGLAND believes itself to be a nice place apart from the presence of humans, it has emerged.

TWITTER'S 'Vine' app means everyone will now be famous for just six seconds.