Society
Britain’s top aggro destinations revealed
A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.
98 per cent of people you went to school with are racist
ALMOST everyone that anyone has been to school with is a bigot, according to new research.
We’re good thanks, England tells EDL
ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it.
Kick in the bollocks ‘not always a kick in the bollocks’
KICKING someone in the bollocks is not always the same as kicking them in the bollocks, experts have claimed.
Twitter not allowed to be completely full of shit
SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.
Men ordered to be ashamed of their bodies
BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses.
Men in balaclavas offer soothing prospect of war
MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better.
Britain to be physically removed from Europe
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.