Society

A FATHER-OF-TWO has entered a trance-like state while trying to decide whether a cushion is nice.

AS the Christmas holiday looms, Britons have abandoned all pretence of being interested in their jobs.

A BAN on internet pornography could force teenagers to seek out nipples in the bathroom sections of retail catalogues.

MILLIONS will be watching the Christmas edition of Eastenders, but how to arrange your own Albert Square-style festivities?

BRITAIN'S tantalising wait to get its hands on dried fruit is about to end.

A SAMSUNG Smart TV is finding its owner increasingly revolting.

DAVID Cameron has announced there will be a referendum on whether the UK should go back to ‘the good old days’.

THE world is going to end just as everyone is turning their computer off ready for the Christmas break, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S favourite TV chefs are trying to kill you.