Society
Britain told to get used to horse burgers
BRITAIN should not be too fussy about eating horses, economists have warned.
'Sex at work' actually masturbation
ALMOST all reported 'workplace sex' occurs solo, it has emerged.
High streets to be awash with semi-feral husbands
UNRULY abandoned men could become a fixture on the high street as music, technology and DVD shops collapse.
Facebook quitters rediscover traditional showing-off
THOUSANDS are leaving Facebook because they want to get back into face-to-face bragging, it has emerged.
Britain urged to freak out
WEATHER forecasters have issued an exclamation mark in a triangle, urging Britons to freak out.
That's a ridiculous amount of chips, says Britain
IN a move designed to cut food wastage, people that run chip shops will be taught the difference between 'small' and 'shitloads of'.
Monopoly dog 'could be next prime minister'
THE dog from Monopoly could easily win the next general election, it has emerged.
