Society
Wetherspoon's to open human zoo
JD WETHERSPOON is to open a zoo showcasing unusual and endangered humans, just off the M40.
Companies that do boring things prefer 2:2 graduates
EMPLOYERS offering dull jobs favour graduates with 2:2 degrees.
Guardian Soulmates officially the middle class Page 3
THE Guardian website's dating section is Page 3 for middle earners, it has been confirmed.
London property market based on people pretending grim places are great
A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.
Britain’s top aggro destinations revealed
A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.
98 per cent of people you went to school with are racist
ALMOST everyone that anyone has been to school with is a bigot, according to new research.
We’re good thanks, England tells EDL
ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it.
Kick in the bollocks ‘not always a kick in the bollocks’
KICKING someone in the bollocks is not always the same as kicking them in the bollocks, experts have claimed.