Society

MILLIONS will be watching the Christmas edition of Eastenders, but how to arrange your own Albert Square-style festivities?

BRITAIN'S tantalising wait to get its hands on dried fruit is about to end.

A SAMSUNG Smart TV is finding its owner increasingly revolting.

DAVID Cameron has announced there will be a referendum on whether the UK should go back to ‘the good old days’.

THE world is going to end just as everyone is turning their computer off ready for the Christmas break, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S favourite TV chefs are trying to kill you.

THE human race has told 2012 to piss off two weeks early.

PEOPLE driving to work after a night of heavy drinking have denied that drunk feelings and drunkenness are the same thing.

SCIENTISTS have laughed in the face of the apocalypse from their nuclear bunker beneath a mountain.