Society

FANS of unforgivable shit have been given a chance to hand in their CDs.

MIDDLE-AGED mothers get that 'interesting' short haircut so men will leave them alone, it has been confirmed.

THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.

THE sort of men who will never even own a car have been thrilled by the new Lamborghini Veneno.

THE number of people buying houses has been linked to what a massive ball-ache it is.

OVER-INDULGED infants will grow up to employ you, it has been claimed.

GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.

GENUINELY eccentric people are selling their character traits to young social media obsessives, it has emerged.