Society
Unprofitable families to be privatised
LOSS-MAKING families are to be sold off by the government.
Osborne: Let's end the stigma of disabled parking
GEORGE Osborne says parking in disabled people's spaces can boost their self-esteem.
Bullies demand fat kid clarification
BRITAIN’S thugs have asked whether jiggling a fat person is a hate crime.
Thick old people slam thick young people
THICKHEADED older people have criticised educational standards among young thickos.
Britain's welfare debate 'not working'
THE British system of debating social security is open to rampant abuse and exploitation, according to research.
Britons still relying on class system for their personalities
BRITISH people are still incapable of coming up with personalities for themselves.
Welfare reforms aimed at Frank Gallagher
THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.
Iain Duncan Smith's £53 a week diary
Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.