Society

BRITAIN'S universities are adapting to the half-arsedness of the country, it has been claimed.

A CONTROVERSIAL new pop sociology book claims that pop sociology has nothing left to say.

AN absurdly hot chili that also stimulates homosexual feelings has left British men deeply conflicted.

THE instinctive human response to danger is now to take a photo or tweet about it, it has emerged.

FALLING drug use is a serious threat to the economy, ministers have warned.

A GLUT of kooky female sitcom characters is putting women under pressure to be pixie-like, it has been claimed.

ANY programme, book, film or remark about drugs makes them seem glamorous, it has emerged.

A TEARFUL Kelvin McKenzie yesterday asked South Yorkshire Police why they had to make him exist.

BISHOPS wearing futuristic body suits are locked in deadly combat beneath Gloucester cathedral.

DAVID Cameron is offering a 'lovely turnip' to every non-land owning home to counter accusations of Tory elitism.