Society

YOUNG people with time on their hands can become domestic pets under a government pilot scheme.

GEORGE Osborne has produced his own glossy booklet of money-saving tips for benefits claimants.

THE seemingly endless Kate Middleton topless saga is making men bored with breasts, it has emerged.

A MAN who understands everything has been discovered thanks to his repeated posts on the online comment sections of national newspapers.

AS the new university term starts, there are hundreds of water pipes to choose from - but which is right for you?

A NEW exam system is destined for greatness after both Nick Clegg and Michael Gove agreed it was a good idea.

THE number of people who are distinguishable only by a hat they wear has risen dramatically.

RELIGION is still being taken seriously by billions of people, according to new research.

A RETRO fanatic has set up a free school providing a traditional 1980s education.

PRINCE Charles has instructed his mother that he intends to wait out his days as heir to the throne in the pub.