Society

CONSUMERS hate being constantly asked for feedback, according to feedback data.

BOLLOCKS has replaced English as the UK's most commonly spoken language, it has emerged.

FRUSTRATED broadband customers have decided to pay 'up to' all of their bill.

A NEW version of the UK citizenship test will be based on the country's warped, mentally-damaged value system, it has emerged.

ENGLAND believes itself to be a nice place apart from the presence of humans, it has emerged.

TWITTER'S 'Vine' app means everyone will now be famous for just six seconds.

A HIGH speed rail line to the north will bring a much needed economic boost to central London, say experts.

A SATANIC ritual in Devon has received top marks in every category on attendees’ feedback forms.

THE most middle class tattoo is the word 'moustache' in a speech bubble, coming out of a swallow's mouth, on the wearer's finger.