Society
THE child benefit cap is to be rethought amid warnings over the impact on middle-class stay-at-home afternoon-drinking mothers.
BRITAIN'S Catholics have been urged to defend the institution of marriage by campaigning against gay divorce.
BRITAIN'S poor numeracy is the fault of maths for being so hard, experts have claimed.
SUN astrologer Mystic Meg was given use of a CVT6000 police water cannon in 2007, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of men left for work at 5am this morning to avoid being proposed at.
PEOPLE across Britain have applauded the forced removal of smelly hippies who believe exactly the same things as they do.
TRANSPORT for London has unveiled the capital's new breed of innovative, non-insane public transport passenger.
BRITAIN has warned Rupert Murdoch not to put a baby story on the front page of a Sunday tabloid ever again.
THE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.
SCIENTISTS hoping to give dolphins the same rights as humans have been told to button it by the creatures themselves.