Society

SMOKING rots the brain until you start thinking like a non-smoker, it has been confirmed.

A MINIMUM alcohol price would make Britons cut back on less essential items like food, it has been claimed.

POPE Benedict XVI has debunked the myth that baby Jesus's first meal was turkey with all the trimmings.

A MAN who lives on his own is expecting a record libel payout after being called ‘paedo’ by local teenagers every day for the past 16 years.

TINY elemental beings known as 'moon-gnomes' have defended the opening of state-funded Steiner free schools.

THE religion aspect of the Church of England is still more problematic than any gender discrimination, it has been claimed.

The government’s new benefits cap is a cheerful bright red and must be worn by everyone who receives state benefit.

DISFIGURED crack dealer Stephen Malley has been elected police commissioner for Gloucestershire.

ANY child that touches Pudsey bear will get a massive electric shock, it has emerged.