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Work is better than all that bank holiday bullshit, confirms Britain
BEING back at work is a welcome break from four days of weird relatives and children’s nonsense, it has been confirmed.
What, in the name of God, is a 'pay rise'? asks Britain
CLAIMS that pay rises are not keeping pace with inflation has baffled the majority of Britons who have no idea what a pay rise is.
Business goes under as entire staff masters art of looking busy
A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.